Why is this not a occupation option?
Here are the reasons why women would like to be Santa
To be Santa is one of the best jobs ever. Only work one day a year, never get fired, make enough money for a year in one day, and you are loved by everyone.
Here are the reasons why women would love to be Santa Claus:
1. You’d never be expected to make the coffee.
2. There’d be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office.
3. You could grow a gut the size of Guam and consider it a job requirement.
4. Buy one big black belt and you’d be accessorised for life.
5. There’d be no reason to have your colours done.
6. Everyone would be extremely nice to you, even if you weren’t.
7. Should people suggest your belly jiggled … when you laughed … like a bowlful of jelly, you could hit them with your handbag.
8. You’d always work in sensible footwear.
9. There’d be no need to play office politics; a hearty ho-ho-ho would remind everyone who’s boss.
10. You wouldn’t need to buy an expensive briefcase.
11. No one would dare ask for a ride to work.
12. You’d never again have to wear pantyhose or worry about your slip showing.
13. No more trips to the vending machine … you’d just snack on milk and cookies all day (FOR FREE!).
14. You’d never be asked to take an early retirement package.
15. Juggling work and family would be a breeze because your children would adore you; even your teen-agers would want to sit in your lap.
16. You’d be guaranteed the best chair in the office.
17. Age discrimination wouldn’t be an issue.
18. You’d never grab the wrong coat on your way out the door.
19. No one would ask to see your job description.
